Daniel Chesterfield magic...
Daniel Chesterfield (more)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI8rdGRrRrY&feature=related
Friday, 29 February 2008
Hokkien stuff
Video below is Chinese actually...
More links to Youtube
Hokkien Ratatouille http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFC8HyAlojs
Hokkien Titanic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz4mAxaXi28&feature=related
Hokkien Star Wars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbJ4HavnKE&feature=related
Hokkien James Bond
( for this the original subtitles are above, and the subtitles for the hokkien part is below) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8t5nJp2AQ&feature=related
Hokkien LOTR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwBS578V7d4&feature=related
Another Hokkien song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHeOotjTC7s
Thursday, 28 February 2008
Random story
Once a-porn a time, a monkey spanked a goat's ass. So, the goat used his " 降龙十巴掌 " to smash monkey's mouth and summoned the ..... Teletubbies!
The Teletubbies used their little antennae and on the TV on their bellies and accidentally turned on a porn channel!
Then the monkey pressed his little watch and called the .... Power Rangers!
The Power Rangers called their zords into the battle!
The zords combined to form the .... Powerpuff Girls! The Powerpuff Girls took some chemical X from Professor Utonium and poured it on the Teletubbies, and *PooF* , they became Koko Crunch, the tastiest stars in the Universe!
Things were getting ugly....
Goat took out his owl and sent a letter to Harry Potter. But the owl got shot down by Mrs Dubose with her C.S.A. pistol while she was shouting at Jem and Scout, and so, never reached its destination.
But Harry Potter somehow saw the battle on his Starhub Cable TV and took the Hogwarts Express to help goat, which, on the way, crushed the Powerpuff Girls because the driver forget how to activate the brakes.
So in the end, Harry Potter overshot his destination.
"Haha, loser!" said monkey.
" I will whip dat ass of urs!" and sent for Catwoman.
Catwoman arrived and whipped goat's ass. *Duh*
Goat cannot tahan already, so he say:
"Ok, alright, I'll call The Housefly and Yellow Dinosaur here, yah?"
Bzzzzz! comes the housefly. Roar????????? comes the dinosaur.
The housefly says " 鸿鹏，够了！你给我出去两分钟才进来！你太过份了！鸿鹏啊，你让我太失望了，你知道吗？"
The dinosaur says " Ok class, Today we will learn about RrrrreFrrrrraction. "
" Aiya, shaddup lah! " the monkey is pissed.
The monkey then takes out a fly swatter and squashes the housefly.
" Nooooooo! My housefly! " cries the goat.
The monkey summons a volcano and a meteor.
" Aiya, Dun care which one kill the dinosaur 1st, anyway is either one in Science theory lah!"
" Never! YOU shall not kill my dinosaur!" and the goat summoned a GREAT, BIG Tsunami !!!
which wiped the volcano out.
But he forgot about the meteor, so his dinosaur died too.
"AARRRRGH!!!!" screamed the goat.
" I shall call SUPERMAN! "
And Airpork arrived.
" Sorry ah, eat too much already..."
Airpork flew down, wanting to attack the monkey.
" Hah! Look, I can fly downwards!"
But due to the pull of gravity, and his immense weight, he went right through the ground.
This caused a big earthquake and the goat fell.
" Arrgh, my hand!"
" Eh! Who steal my line from Hokkien Star Wars?!"
says Luke Skywalker.
" Kena sai! This one got light-saber!" thought monkey.
" Never Mind, call his Lim Pei to come."
" What?! What Lim Pei?!"
" 你们俩给我闭嘴！"
" EH! Who mimick me?! Stop it lah or I'll tell Mr Jee!"
" Hmm? The pig die already ah? Good, then got Ter Kua to make my Bak Chor Mee!"
" Si Gin Na! 敢拿我的 Ter Kua?!"
" AH! Si Lang Gui! ( 死人鬼! )"
" OOOiiiiii!!! All of you shut up!!!!!! " the goat and the monkey yelled.
*Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence*
" Ooi! Why you rub my back? " asked goat.
" I never! " replied monkey.
" Eh! Why you rub my back?" asks monkey.
" I never! " replies goat.
*gASps**gASps**gASps**gASps*
Who is rubbing their backs?
Tune in next time to find out! ....
The Teletubbies used their little antennae and on the TV on their bellies and accidentally turned on a porn channel!
Then the monkey pressed his little watch and called the .... Power Rangers!
The Power Rangers called their zords into the battle!
The zords combined to form the .... Powerpuff Girls! The Powerpuff Girls took some chemical X from Professor Utonium and poured it on the Teletubbies, and *PooF* , they became Koko Crunch, the tastiest stars in the Universe!
Things were getting ugly....
Goat took out his owl and sent a letter to Harry Potter. But the owl got shot down by Mrs Dubose with her C.S.A. pistol while she was shouting at Jem and Scout, and so, never reached its destination.
But Harry Potter somehow saw the battle on his Starhub Cable TV and took the Hogwarts Express to help goat, which, on the way, crushed the Powerpuff Girls because the driver forget how to activate the brakes.
So in the end, Harry Potter overshot his destination.
"Haha, loser!" said monkey.
" I will whip dat ass of urs!" and sent for Catwoman.
Catwoman arrived and whipped goat's ass. *Duh*
Goat cannot tahan already, so he say:
"Ok, alright, I'll call The Housefly and Yellow Dinosaur here, yah?"
Bzzzzz! comes the housefly. Roar????????? comes the dinosaur.
The housefly says " 鸿鹏，够了！你给我出去两分钟才进来！你太过份了！鸿鹏啊，你让我太失望了，你知道吗？"
The dinosaur says " Ok class, Today we will learn about RrrrreFrrrrraction. "
" Aiya, shaddup lah! " the monkey is pissed.
The monkey then takes out a fly swatter and squashes the housefly.
" Nooooooo! My housefly! " cries the goat.
The monkey summons a volcano and a meteor.
" Aiya, Dun care which one kill the dinosaur 1st, anyway is either one in Science theory lah!"
" Never! YOU shall not kill my dinosaur!" and the goat summoned a GREAT, BIG Tsunami !!!
which wiped the volcano out.
But he forgot about the meteor, so his dinosaur died too.
"AARRRRGH!!!!" screamed the goat.
" I shall call SUPERMAN! "
And Airpork arrived.
" Sorry ah, eat too much already..."
Airpork flew down, wanting to attack the monkey.
" Hah! Look, I can fly downwards!"
But due to the pull of gravity, and his immense weight, he went right through the ground.
This caused a big earthquake and the goat fell.
" Arrgh, my hand!"
" Eh! Who steal my line from Hokkien Star Wars?!"
says Luke Skywalker.
" Kena sai! This one got light-saber!" thought monkey.
" Never Mind, call his Lim Pei to come."
" What?! What Lim Pei?!"
" 你们俩给我闭嘴！"
" EH! Who mimick me?! Stop it lah or I'll tell Mr Jee!"
" Hmm? The pig die already ah? Good, then got Ter Kua to make my Bak Chor Mee!"
" Si Gin Na! 敢拿我的 Ter Kua?!"
" AH! Si Lang Gui! ( 死人鬼! )"
" OOOiiiiii!!! All of you shut up!!!!!! " the goat and the monkey yelled.
*Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence**Silence*
" Ooi! Why you rub my back? " asked goat.
" I never! " replied monkey.
" Eh! Why you rub my back?" asks monkey.
" I never! " replies goat.
*gASps**gASps**gASps**gASps*
Who is rubbing their backs?
Tune in next time to find out! ....
Mrs Dubose
WANTED: WANTED: WANTED: WANTED:
Mrs Henry Lafayette Dubose
Main Crime: Drooling *Duh*
Being B*****
Rewards: Free Trip for 2 to Pakistan to Hantam Bola!
Fun right?
WooHoo!
Yes! Mugging Madness is finally over! Woohoo!
Lets Celebrate!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ
Lets Celebrate!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
reminder by cloud strife
for those people who didn't listen in class, please bring your ora cards and money by TOMORROW, THURSDAY or G-KNOW-WHO would PWN you.
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
(In)F(l)amous Term1 Quotes - Deserves a new post!
2K is a class of noises, with mouths, holes, choirboys(girls), and all manner of animals under - or above - the sun (sunshine tanyantyng!!) . As the CCTs and other natural Disasters draw to a peak, here's a roundup of the stunningly moronic Raffles Voices - not the cca, duh - that were aired in term 1.
1) A certain teacher: (translated) "I want to continue with the lesson. I WANT..." (pauses and looks furiously at Jon Chng) "...JIA HAO!!!" Full fifteen minutes before the teacher's initial wish is granted. Guinness Book of Whirl Records.
2) Another teacher: "But... that's PEANUTS!!"
2a) Goattee: (when justifying the scolding of the ONE WHO TOOK HIS BAG instead of him) "even if i save every shell of peanuts? even if..." According to wikipedia, this is an APPeAl to PT.
3) (YOU throws rubiks cube on the floor. CRACK. Seth shouts. YOU shouts louder. both emo.) Goattee: "Eh you think what? IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE CUBE!" class TRANSFORMS instantly.
(additions by Blubber)
4)Yet another teacher: What is the English name of Kong Zi? Is it erm...Confious?
5)someone in our class: Mrs S_ _ _ _ _ _, I would really like you to explain about that film! I am SO interested!
6) appeared on ppt slide: Which bird "kenna" .........................?
More additions by Chezz (HYQ)
7) A teacher : " You guys are so self-centred. It's always you, YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU!!"
8) Another teacher : " Class, when I say 'keep quiet', I feel like I'm talking to myself."
(Yet more additions by happytreefiend (guess who), adapted from Shao Yang's "quotes of the day")
9) Goat: "Why does India use the most electricity?" A Teacher: "Yes why?" Goat: "After thinking for a long while, I finally thought of the answer. It is because they need to cook their curry."
10) Another teacher: "Life in RI is so colourful." Jae: "But Sir, I'm colourblind!" More quotes by Hongsy ( but added by HYQ )
11) A teacher :"Matthew, don't eat your ruler."
12) Another one :"连muyi也开始说话了。”
13) Yet another: "I expect you to give me the least respect."
(SOMEMORE additions by tkwek)
14) One teacher: "You mean you discriminate against people with armpit hair?!" (10 seconds later) "SCRATCH YOUR S******?!" (refers to a male body part)
15) Malaysian Montage Briefing: "When he went to the toilet... HE DIDN"T KNOW WHICH ONE WAS THE LEECH !!" (assume both were black and bloody)
16) A certain teacher: "Now it is time for you to look at my beautiful picture. See, so elegant right? I had to wait for the RIGHT MOMENT to take it. Just like Maths. Must wait untill the RIGHT MOMENT. Then will be ELEGANT."
17) A recent philo lesson. (the names of pple involved are replaced with 'prosecutor, defendant') prosecutor: "So you are saying that following by your logic something can be right and wrong at the same time lah!" defendant (cheesy smile, volume up): "YES!" (you is the defendant)
18) Ever the classic. "Bring over? Who said that? You cannot bring over because you must always balance the balance."
Other groundbreaking utterances by the bright and sunny members of this Class have not been recorded, which is a pity given the bulk of intellectual potential they MIGHT HAVE contained. Mug hard!
2 K (ill a mockingbird) tkwek
1) A certain teacher: (translated) "I want to continue with the lesson. I WANT..." (pauses and looks furiously at Jon Chng) "...JIA HAO!!!" Full fifteen minutes before the teacher's initial wish is granted. Guinness Book of Whirl Records.
2) Another teacher: "But... that's PEANUTS!!"
2a) Goattee: (when justifying the scolding of the ONE WHO TOOK HIS BAG instead of him) "even if i save every shell of peanuts? even if..." According to wikipedia, this is an APPeAl to PT.
3) (YOU throws rubiks cube on the floor. CRACK. Seth shouts. YOU shouts louder. both emo.) Goattee: "Eh you think what? IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE CUBE!" class TRANSFORMS instantly.
(additions by Blubber)
4)Yet another teacher: What is the English name of Kong Zi? Is it erm...Confious?
5)someone in our class: Mrs S_ _ _ _ _ _, I would really like you to explain about that film! I am SO interested!
6) appeared on ppt slide: Which bird "kenna" .........................?
More additions by Chezz (HYQ)
7) A teacher : " You guys are so self-centred. It's always you, YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU!!"
8) Another teacher : " Class, when I say 'keep quiet', I feel like I'm talking to myself."
(Yet more additions by happytreefiend (guess who), adapted from Shao Yang's "quotes of the day")
9) Goat: "Why does India use the most electricity?" A Teacher: "Yes why?" Goat: "After thinking for a long while, I finally thought of the answer. It is because they need to cook their curry."
10) Another teacher: "Life in RI is so colourful." Jae: "But Sir, I'm colourblind!" More quotes by Hongsy ( but added by HYQ )
11) A teacher :"Matthew, don't eat your ruler."
12) Another one :"连muyi也开始说话了。”
13) Yet another: "I expect you to give me the least respect."
(SOMEMORE additions by tkwek)
14) One teacher: "You mean you discriminate against people with armpit hair?!" (10 seconds later) "SCRATCH YOUR S******?!" (refers to a male body part)
15) Malaysian Montage Briefing: "When he went to the toilet... HE DIDN"T KNOW WHICH ONE WAS THE LEECH !!" (assume both were black and bloody)
16) A certain teacher: "Now it is time for you to look at my beautiful picture. See, so elegant right? I had to wait for the RIGHT MOMENT to take it. Just like Maths. Must wait untill the RIGHT MOMENT. Then will be ELEGANT."
17) A recent philo lesson. (the names of pple involved are replaced with 'prosecutor, defendant') prosecutor: "So you are saying that following by your logic something can be right and wrong at the same time lah!" defendant (cheesy smile, volume up): "YES!" (you is the defendant)
18) Ever the classic. "Bring over? Who said that? You cannot bring over because you must always balance the balance."
Other groundbreaking utterances by the bright and sunny members of this Class have not been recorded, which is a pity given the bulk of intellectual potential they MIGHT HAVE contained. Mug hard!
2 K (ill a mockingbird) tkwek
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Reminder by Blubber
Hi everyone, (having a bad fever now, hope I can recover in time for CCT tmrw T_T)
Just another reminder from the previous reminder from Kwek.
Everyone should bring their passports tomorrow and pass to JLoh and he'll put it in a ziploc bag.
To those who don't bring their passports tomorrow: prepare to be owned by G.
Just another reminder from the previous reminder from Kwek.
Everyone should bring their passports tomorrow and pass to JLoh and he'll put it in a ziploc bag.
To those who don't bring their passports tomorrow: prepare to be owned by G.
Friday, 22 February 2008
STBW T1BW5
Congratulations to "Snell's Law Song" for emerging as the most popular choice for STBW T1BW5 zzzz sweat. Our class life is currently sad. kyx, you are going to get it on monday for even nominating this dastardly song .... =.=
Anyway, nominations for the STBW T2BW1 are open with effect from T1W8 Sunday. let's wish all the rest of the songs good luck for the next poll. Polling will start in effect after the CCT at about 9pm on T1W9 Thursday due to the non-week of polling cause of MM. It will close on the Saturday before school reopens so do take your time to vote appropriate songs instead of songs about certain prehistoric topics.
P.S. I removed the youtube vid because it's quite inappropriate for small children below 6 (i.e. Desmond) to watch (or even upload it).
Poll Results (As of 11.11p.m. T1W8 Fri)
1st - Snell's Law Song (7 votes, 50%)
2nd - Crank That (3 votes, 21%)
3rd - Reason (2 votes, 14%)
4th/5th - A Special Christmas Box/Bring your daughter to the slaughter (1 vote each, 7%)
Overall, the number of votes for this poll has been dismal :(. I hope there are more ppl from our class to be at least semi-active on our blog...XP then you'll not be a no-life mugger anymore =D
Anyway, nominations for the STBW T2BW1 are open with effect from T1W8 Sunday. let's wish all the rest of the songs good luck for the next poll. Polling will start in effect after the CCT at about 9pm on T1W9 Thursday due to the non-week of polling cause of MM. It will close on the Saturday before school reopens so do take your time to vote appropriate songs instead of songs about certain prehistoric topics.
P.S. I removed the youtube vid because it's quite inappropriate for small children below 6 (i.e. Desmond) to watch (or even upload it).
Poll Results (As of 11.11p.m. T1W8 Fri)
1st - Snell's Law Song (7 votes, 50%)
2nd - Crank That (3 votes, 21%)
3rd - Reason (2 votes, 14%)
4th/5th - A Special Christmas Box/Bring your daughter to the slaughter (1 vote each, 7%)
Overall, the number of votes for this poll has been dismal :(. I hope there are more ppl from our class to be at least semi-active on our blog...XP then you'll not be a no-life mugger anymore =D
Snell Font
Hey I dunno about you all, but in my computer, there is this font called " Snell BD B T "
Go check it out!!
BTW, I did NOT vote for the Snell's Law Song....
Go check it out!!
BTW, I did NOT vote for the Snell's Law Song....
Reminder - the stuff that i usually say
Ya hi guys,
Remember to bring your passports on Monday, pass to Jonathan Loh. J. Loh, if you see this you're supposed to collect the passports and put it in a ziplock bag. If you don't see this, you're still supposed to collect the passports and put it in a ziplock bag. Thanks a bunch. Two bunches.
CAN WE CHANGE THE BLOG TITLE?
tkwek
Remember to bring your passports on Monday, pass to Jonathan Loh. J. Loh, if you see this you're supposed to collect the passports and put it in a ziplock bag. If you don't see this, you're still supposed to collect the passports and put it in a ziplock bag. Thanks a bunch. Two bunches.
CAN WE CHANGE THE BLOG TITLE?
tkwek
Thursday, 21 February 2008
BLEK.....
Today during the MM group icebreakers my group was totally SCREWED.
(This is just a sharing, not exactly my personal life )
In case anybody wants to know exactly what happened, this is an example.
"What do you want for your group name?"
"TAU POK!!"
"Seven Hundred!!" ( Read it out in Chinese and see ) ( Sorry to all those offended )
"Lazy Leg!!!" ( Read it out in Chinese too )
YOU see? In the end we were dismissed last..........BLEK...T.T
(This is just a sharing, not exactly my personal life )
In case anybody wants to know exactly what happened, this is an example.
"What do you want for your group name?"
"TAU POK!!"
"Seven Hundred!!" ( Read it out in Chinese and see ) ( Sorry to all those offended )
"Lazy Leg!!!" ( Read it out in Chinese too )
YOU see? In the end we were dismissed last..........BLEK...T.T
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Snell's Law Song!
You can download the song here: http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/snell.htm
The first one is weird... The second one is the one we heard.
Lyrics are linked from the same page.
However, it's called Gauss's Law Song on the lyrics page.
The first one is weird... The second one is the one we heard.
Lyrics are linked from the same page.
However, it's called Gauss's Law Song on the lyrics page.
Saturday, 16 February 2008
A Special Christmas Box Lyrics
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
Thursday, 14 February 2008
The Official Matthew Chan Fansite
-This post has been removed by the administrator Blubber due to inappropriate content-
Wednesday, 13 February 2008
Happy Birthday Desmond!
As mentioned in the title, Valentine's Day (a.k.a. 14 February) is Desmond's birthday! All the admins of the class blog would like to wish Desmond a belated HAPPY 14TH =D. Alternatively, 2K can try giving a birthday taupok (not recommended unless with proper adult supervision).
Valentine's Day
Because I will be going home at 8 tomorrow, I wish everyone especially Yeo Jie an early Happy Valentine's Day.
To Yeo Jie: Good luck with David!
To Yeo Jie: Good luck with David!
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
Current nominations for STBW (5)
These are the current nominations for the STBW (if you haven't read about it, now's a good time):
Below are the nominations followed by the register number (for easy convenience for taupoking someone whose yucky song got voted in =D)
The vote will commence on odd-week-Sundays at noon and will close on even-week-Saturdays at noon. As reiterated before, those who wish to nominate a song should approach any of the blog administrators (preferably with an imeem link too, to save our jobs from being too tedious).
A Special Christmas Box - 5
Reason (Nami Tamaki) - 7
Crank That (you-song on youtube, link in cbox) - 10
OMG SNELL'S SONG - 13
Bring your daughter to the slaughter (Iron Maiden) - 26
Below are the nominations followed by the register number (for easy convenience for taupoking someone whose yucky song got voted in =D)
The vote will commence on odd-week-Sundays at noon and will close on even-week-Saturdays at noon. As reiterated before, those who wish to nominate a song should approach any of the blog administrators (preferably with an imeem link too, to save our jobs from being too tedious).
A Special Christmas Box - 5
Reason (Nami Tamaki) - 7
Crank That (you-song on youtube, link in cbox) - 10
OMG SNELL'S SONG - 13
Bring your daughter to the slaughter (Iron Maiden) - 26
Result of the Physics/Chinese Poll
Good morning one and all,
Today I will announce some voting results.
In the inaugural poll conducted with the question "Which subject do you prefer: Physics or Chinese?", there were 12 responses. The result is very balanced, like balancing the balance (6 people belonging to Physics and 6 people belonging to Chinese).
Percentage of people voting Physics:
(with additional working for free!)
(6/12)*100% = 50%
Percentage of people voting Chinese:
(with additional working for free too!)
(6/12)*100% = 50%
Now, isn't that a very fair result? =D It just shows how equally our class likes (or dislikes XP) these too subjects. Our next poll will be for the STBW (Song of the Bi-Week) commencing this Sunday.
That's all for morning announcements today.
Today I will announce some voting results.
In the inaugural poll conducted with the question "Which subject do you prefer: Physics or Chinese?", there were 12 responses. The result is very balanced, like balancing the balance (6 people belonging to Physics and 6 people belonging to Chinese).
Percentage of people voting Physics:
(with additional working for free!)
(6/12)*100% = 50%
Percentage of people voting Chinese:
(with additional working for free too!)
(6/12)*100% = 50%
Now, isn't that a very fair result? =D It just shows how equally our class likes (or dislikes XP) these too subjects. Our next poll will be for the STBW (Song of the Bi-Week) commencing this Sunday.
That's all for morning announcements today.
Monday, 11 February 2008
Song of the Bi-Week
Hi guys,
As one of the more random initiatives of the blog admins, why not have a song of the week? Or even randomer, why not have a Song of the Bi-Week? To make this blog more interactive, the blog admins have introduced the "Song of the Bi-Week" section (to go along with the bi-weekly timetable, duh). Candidate songs are to be posted on the cbox/left as comments on this post. The song will be updated (hopefully) every 2 weeks on the even Sunday. If needed, voting/polling will be carried out like the current "Physics or Chinese" one. :) The current song of the bi-week is Baylero.
Also, with the passing of our beloved orang utan, Spank the Monkey has been removed as a tribute and to prevent people from coming up with 848 mph scores =D.
That's all for morning announcements today.
As one of the more random initiatives of the blog admins, why not have a song of the week? Or even randomer, why not have a Song of the Bi-Week? To make this blog more interactive, the blog admins have introduced the "Song of the Bi-Week" section (to go along with the bi-weekly timetable, duh). Candidate songs are to be posted on the cbox/left as comments on this post. The song will be updated (hopefully) every 2 weeks on the even Sunday. If needed, voting/polling will be carried out like the current "Physics or Chinese" one. :) The current song of the bi-week is Baylero.
Also, with the passing of our beloved orang utan, Spank the Monkey has been removed as a tribute and to prevent people from coming up with 848 mph scores =D.
That's all for morning announcements today.
Sunday, 10 February 2008
A tribute to Hong Peng's sister
Ah Meng was a national hero and a household name in Singapore. She attracted tourists to Singapore, fuelling the economy and helping to make our country the rich nation she is today. In 1992, she received the "Special Tourism Ambassador" award in recognition of her contribution towards tourism in Singapore. She has earned a celebrity status and died of old age when she was 48. The nation misses her so much that they even held a memorial service for her. Ah Meng is so well known that she even has her own Wikipedia article.
Ah Meng may be gone forever, but she will always be remembered as the great figure that helped to catapult Singapore into the 21st Century with her invaluable contributions to the national economy that noone else could provide.
2K'08 expresses their heartfelt condolences to Liang Hong Peng, for the loss of his sister, and Singapore as a whole for the loss of one of our greatest tourist attractions.
Ah Meng may be gone forever, but she will always be remembered as the great figure that helped to catapult Singapore into the 21st Century with her invaluable contributions to the national economy that noone else could provide.
2K'08 expresses their heartfelt condolences to Liang Hong Peng, for the loss of his sister, and Singapore as a whole for the loss of one of our greatest tourist attractions.
Thursday, 7 February 2008
Happy CNY
On behalf on everyone in 2K, I wish YOU a happy Chinese New Year!!
To start off the New Year, I shall advise everyone to stop wasting their time spanking a virtual monkey and go spank the real one.
Last but not least, I would like to tell Kwek that
"The best writer is the one with the most audience."
To start off the New Year, I shall advise everyone to stop wasting their time spanking a virtual monkey and go spank the real one.
Last but not least, I would like to tell Kwek that
"The best writer is the one with the most audience."
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
YOU!!
Hey!
I just found this song on YOUtube.
Listen to it ( especialy the chorus )!!
This is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
I just found this song on YOUtube.
Listen to it ( especialy the chorus )!!
This is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Sunday, 3 February 2008
Disclaimer
WARNING: Whatever published in this blog is copyright of 2K 2008. Any infringement of this copyright will be reported to the Administrator, with the infringer getting some treatment of "balancing the balance". On a separate note, the information in this blog may only be partially or not true at all. However, this disclaimer is totally true. (As if)
Scoutsboro ( pronounced 'borrow' ) Girls Trial
Once upon a time, there was a trial where a few black girls were accused of obscenity. Most notable of these girls was Jean Louise Finch, a.k.a. Scout, who eventually became a porn star.
Sadly, they were convicted by all white juries and sentenced to become Muslim.
They appealed the sentence and wanted top lawyer Kevin Goh to aid them. However, the email to ask for assistance was accidentally sent to breastsofeternity@hotmail.com. Thus, they couldn't contact him.
They next tried another good lawyer, Housefly, whose main tactic was to bore everyone to sleep. They went to http://www.zhangying.com/ and contacted her. However, it was the wrong housefly and was too busy singing.
Not giving up hope, the girls went to Kwek, a great orator who used such cheem language that people were forced to agree. However, the email was sent to theoscrack@yahoo.com.
Then they went to Wei Tai, whose supreme logic was undeniable. Wei Tai dismissed the notion as an Appeal to Pity, and did not help them.
They then got Atticus Finch, who defended them. They were eventually acquitted.
Sadly, they were convicted by all white juries and sentenced to become Muslim.
They appealed the sentence and wanted top lawyer Kevin Goh to aid them. However, the email to ask for assistance was accidentally sent to breastsofeternity@hotmail.com. Thus, they couldn't contact him.
They next tried another good lawyer, Housefly, whose main tactic was to bore everyone to sleep. They went to http://www.zhangying.com/ and contacted her. However, it was the wrong housefly and was too busy singing.
Not giving up hope, the girls went to Kwek, a great orator who used such cheem language that people were forced to agree. However, the email was sent to theoscrack@yahoo.com.
Then they went to Wei Tai, whose supreme logic was undeniable. Wei Tai dismissed the notion as an Appeal to Pity, and did not help them.
They then got Atticus Finch, who defended them. They were eventually acquitted.
Reminder for 2K people
Yup, just a reminder. Those who want to contribute to this class blog please tell me (if you know who I am). I'll add you all as contributors.
Thanks,
=D Blubbbbbb.
Thanks,
=D Blubbbbbb.
ZOMG SCANDALS
Dill slept with Scout: Page 148 Line 15
Jem slept with Scout too: Page 161 Chapter 16 line 5
Jem slept with Scout too: Page 161 Chapter 16 line 5
Hello all 2K people
Hello everyone :) lol random blog for our class this year. please ask blubber a.k.a 88888 for userpass. and also those who want to change the html, feel free to do so. espescially change the blog skin ._. looks like tkwek's blog at the moment.
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