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Free Verse

A little satirical poem about free verse for Kwek to have fun with. Enjoy!

What prompts this
Random
Starting of new lines?
Is it more
Effective?
Or is it a consequence of an
Inability
To write with
structure and
rhyme?
Does it
evoke
even more
emotion
than its structured counterparts?
Is it
better
in any way?
Does it
sound
nicer? Is it
better
on the eyes or ears?
Or is it merely
a product of
mediocrity?

Criticise away.

Compare and Contrast!

Act 3 Scene 1

Go look at the comments for both videos. They talk a lot about which actor is better.

Epic Boredom

Yes, the title says it all. I am bored. So bored that I will critique free verse.

Beggar

“Can I have some more?”
those Disfigured words were begging,
the Eyes that said them - begging,
the Hands - begging,
the Posture - begging,
the tattered shreds that Passed Off as clothes, begging.
The entire being on the pavement
Begging, pleading, yelling, screaming, shrieking – at a world
Which was as
Deaf
As he was, and whose hearts were as
Empty
As his copper bowl.

Okay. Line 1. This starts off with some words from the beggar, asking for more money/food/whatever he is begging for. Beggars can't be choosers, as they say. And so the writer has not heard. This beggar is pathetic. He is ungrateful for the money he is given, and instead wants more. No point sympathizing, he won't even be grateful.

Next five lines. Here we have to create our own imagery of the beggar. What a lousy poet. The poet is supposed to describe the beggar, and the only adjective he can think of is the word begging. Wow. A beggar is begging. I didn't know that.

Next two lines. A beggar with attitude. Nope, do NOT donate money.

Next five lines. Woops. No money. Wonder why.

Change of Cbox

Hi guys,

in response to the recent cbox incidents I have decided to start a new cbox.

Do post as usual and good luck for bio!

Relax

For the impersonator, don't worry. J Chng can't do much other than throw a paper airplane or shoot a rubber band at you.

Last warning

Do NOT impersonate me.

Important post... random actually

Random-strife is NOT me, i am cloud strife.

anybody who dares to impersonate me, is gonna get banned from the cbox.

MoV/JLoh

Hi guys,

I'm back after a 2 month hiatus of posts. =D

Do support JLoh at his campaign blog address! http://jonathanripb.blogspot.com/.

Also, for MoV Drama, this is the stuff that props need, if you do have these materials 请伸出援手 and help. (costumes if you all need stuff also post here) Stuff in bold are stuff we already have/are in the process of making them.

1. Ye Olde Booke of LawL
2. Gold/Silver/Lead boxes for "In-box, Out-box and Spam" + envelope
3. Sword (in the process of repairing after a most unfortunate "neck breaking" incident
4. Chest with monopoly money and credit card (theo get the money. fast)
5. How to design the singlet of theokwek for antonio (pink dye unavailable)
6. Duke's table
7. anything else? director please.

Hmm... Look what sloganizer can do!

I'm so sure.

Gay Test

Cyanide and Happiness

The Kwek

Here you see Kwek struggling helplessly against the awesome might of the Sim. It's quite sad really, but my other photos are all blurry as I was shaking with laughter.

Okay. After that very random and long overdue photo, I shall analyse Kwek's poem WRITER'S BLOCK!

Writers' Block

Stuck in front of a blank piece of paper,
Thinking that this could go on forever,
Writing like I’d been used to but never
Expecting to catch this brain-stumping fever.

As you can see, an AAAA rhyme scheme shows Kwek's lack of new ideas, and produces an image of the monotony of having nothing to write about. Profound indeed. Excessive forced rhyme, a theme that continues throughout the poem, shows his lack of inspiration to write properly and well.

The words abandoned, thrashed and disowned me,
Leaving a chasm, a mirthless cavity,
Escaping through pores in relentless flurry
Like jailbirds waiting for the day’s last ferry.

This stanza explores Kwek's pitiful and pathetic state after being betrayed by his beloved words. Without words, he feels empty, evidenced by the words "cavity" and "chasm".

I ranted and raved and ate a novel,
Cried in desperation and killed a camel,
Yet no word came – no perfect jewel
Filled my heart; only betrayal.

Here Kwek comes up with ridiculous imagery, showing his hopelessness in not having anything to write about. References to exotic things like jewels and camels show his futile and extensive search for things to write about.

But you see without words I cannot subsist,
In writing they befriend me and this I insist,
However much I’ve tried to resist
Writing, these words, with me exist.

This stanza shows Kwek's reliance on writing to survive. It means that writing is like food to Kwek, and then it allows the reader to empathise with how pitiful Kwek is by connecting Kwek's image to that of a starving person.

Woe, woe, of all wordless strife,
I am as a bee that has wrecked its hive,
A man who has lost his new-found wife –
And no words come!

I have thrown my life.

The second line here shows that Kwek feels that words are like home to him. He takes shelter in words, seeks comfort in words, but his home is now destroyed. The third line suggests that Kwek loves words like a husband would love his wife. The last line states that words are his life, and without words, he has no reason to live and his life is meaningless.

Oh no! Kwek's horrible rhyme schemes and forced rhyme had a hidden meaning. Kwek has outsmarted us all.

some dumb fail pictures...

i got all these pictures from another blog >.< i thought they were pretty lame, especially the one with the camera...

9/11

what really happened on 9/11:

click here

Random funny pictures

2K on Cam

Photos of 2K'ers in Malaysian Montage (including Mr. Jee :) )

Bjorn at the waterfall...
yeo Jie and Shaw Shiuan at the back at the waterfall
At the boardwalk, or more appropriately, after the boardwalk. Shaw Shiuan and Bryan shaking hands...
This is one of my highest resolution photos of Mr. Jee :) , sth quite rare because he usually turns around and I must take this photo before he responds. This is at the Elephant conservation centre.

May the force be with you.

Yes, Kwek's latest poem is out. And with a strict AAAA rhyme scheme, no wonder the star wars quote comes to mind. Yes, it is forced; no more, no less.

I'm not even bored enough to copy and paste it here. But for all of you, I will at least give you an excerpt.

"I ranted and raved and ate a novel,
Cried in desperation and killed a camel"

Yep. Now we know where Kwek gets inspiration for his poetry. He consumes copious amounts of paper and then goes off to murder innocent camels. We should all try that.

RV on Youtube. Haha.

Terminator: The KYX chronicles

lol. a spoof i made from the beginning of sarah connor chronicles.
"in the future, KYX will lead mankind in war against KWEK, the NERD born to destroy TooK. He has sent nerds back through time, some to confuse, one to protect. Today we fight to stop KWEK from ever being born, to change our future, to change KYX's fate. The war to save mankind begins now"

Ok, this is just a lame thing i randomly created. no flames please.

see the original here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzvYxyPcrSE&feature=related