Sympathy: What a girl exchanges for details.
;)
Sunday, 31 May 2009
202nd
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Death is hereditary.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Will you answer no to this question?
Everybody else is a worse driver than you on the highway.
You don't always know yourself best.
You are always someone else's weirdo.
If you argue with an idiot, people might not be able to tell which is the idiot.
Laziness is the mother of invention.
Children are the penalty for sex.
When someone says that his house is a stone's throw away, don't try it.
(Can someone please revive the blog up a bit?)
The speed of time is one-second per second.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Death is hereditary.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Will you answer no to this question?
Everybody else is a worse driver than you on the highway.
You don't always know yourself best.
You are always someone else's weirdo.
If you argue with an idiot, people might not be able to tell which is the idiot.
Laziness is the mother of invention.
Children are the penalty for sex.
When someone says that his house is a stone's throw away, don't try it.
(Can someone please revive the blog up a bit?)
Saturday, 9 May 2009
201st
One who eats the nice part of his food first and leaves the bad part last is a procastinator; others who eats the bad part of his food first and leaves the nice part for the last is an organized person.
O.O
~cloud
O.O
~cloud
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